Results of the "Your Favourite Nina-ism" Poll

1. "Yeah, no, you're a bit...rapey now"

2. "You arrive late—bombed on bloody Red Bull—talking a load of inconsequential guff about Druids and kitchen units. And now you accuse me of, of what? Fraudulently inventing a vulnerable relative just to cover up the fact that you've deleted his records?! Doorstep by the tabloids is gonna seem like a walk in the park when I'm done with you. What's your manager's number, Wendy? I am gonna unleash a shit storm!"

3="Pissing Jenga."

3= "He's a 116 year old mass murderer, not a fucking gerbil!"

5. "Hm. That's sweet. Creepy and slightly Ted Bundy-esque. But sweet."

6. "So. Your dad's a ghost. And... a pikey?"

7= "We met at the hospital, we had an argument. Well, I say "argument." It consisted of me ranting in his general direction."

8. "Vampires and their inscrutable bullshit!"

9. "Don't worry, I'm not drinking. Gotta keep an eye on Priscilla over there. I'm the designated woman-with-a-pulse. Just thought it'd be good to get out."

10. "We've just left a vulnerable young boy with a pair of, not only instinctive killers, but heinous pervs."

11. "If I wasn't holding this I would totally high-five you."

12. "Apparently the pill wasn't designed with werewolves in mind."

13. "George... you're chit-chatting.. with a gimp"

14. "It's you, me and Count Dupree upstairs.."

15. "If pedos looked like pedos, they'd never do any.. pedo-ing"

16. "Doctor Newell is a cock. This HAS been proven by Scientists"

17. "Werewolves, ghosts, vampires.. I didn't even believe in homeopathy before this"

18. "If you do, I'll give you fucking rabies"

19. "I spy with my little, live with it, it's happening, I spy with my little eye..."

20. "I've got one of your books. 600 pages of utter bullshit"

21. "If we're really going to execute an amnesiac psychiatric patient like we're the governor of shitting Texas or something then we should all have a vote. And I didn't get my vote."

22. "You turned me into a werewolf. Taking the moral high ground about anything is kind of ridiculous"

23. "Saying 'it's not you, it's me' is a stabable offence in my book, and I can easily get my hands on a scalpel."

24. "Tip for the future, right, if you ever think a doctor is lying.. check if their lips are moving"

25. "Am I serious? Does a Chicken have teeth?"